Saturday, May 1, 2010

Poem 7

She enters the new dynasty of accounting,
And keeps continuing with her auditing.
Only to find accountial imbalance,
Which she tries best to balance.
Maintaining all personal accounts,
She forgets to maintain her own account.
Only to know the debts are endless,
About which she is totally clueless.
Then there's a "JOINT VENTURE" contract,
Wherein a new heritable partner is admitted,
And every year the final accounts are submitted.
Downline after 21years,
There's "VALUATION OF GOODWLL".
Where she is not at all appreciated,
But only depreciated.
Ledgering rules apply,
Same account,
Same side,
Opposite name,
And as always the other account is credited.
Mrs.CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT is then retired,
Where she is no more required.
After retirement,on 256th day,
The new heritable partner signs a "PROMISSORY NOTE".
Rejected by all,
Accepted by few,
Mrs.ACCOUNTANT looks for "RECTIFICATION OF ERRORS",
Though she is the ultimate bearer.
For no fault of her's,
She's always held irresponsible,
Though she's the most responsible.
Meanwhile,the two accounts,
Open a new account,
And gradually after 2 years they get separated,
So as never to be operated.
Recollecting all this,
Mrs.ACCOUNTANT has fears,
And along with it loads of tears,
Now nothing is left except nostalgia memories,
And just can be briefed in short summaries.
Then there's a disaster,
Loss suffered by the co-venturer is not bearable,
And hence he is irrecoverable.
Suffering a massive attack he passess away,
With a promise never to return again.
Then there's much more for the "CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT".
As Mrs.ACCOUTANT approaches the two personal account for help,
One of them says,"I dont want any liability here!"
The other said,"I'll convince her!"
They shoo her away,
As now, there's a beggar their way.
Lying in the Municipal Hospital in the comma ward,
There's no one around,
Except the doctor and the nurse to surround,
There's this diary in her shelf,
where she has laid herself.
Note:"THE WORLD WORKS AS PER THE SINGLE ENTRY SYSTEM,
AND NOT THE DOUBLE ENTRY SYSTEM,
SO DONT COMMIT THE SAME MISTAKE WAT I DID".
Tears are rolling down my cheeks,
I dont know how to end this....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poem 6

Dowry is an evil system,
And a bane to the Indian system.
Women are authorized,
And purely traumatised.
Beaten Up,Tortured Up,
For their parents brought them up.
For they have to be completely besides,
Then forced to commit suicide.
Thinking of the outer world,
They become a victim of the inner world.
Though deprived of every facility,
They continue being in the vicinity.
They shake so violently,
That they retire permanently.
It is existing since centuries,
So challenge yourself that you will stop such tragedies.
For the sake of humanity,
Stop doing such insanity.
You'll be held responsible,
In the case of exhortion.
And will be under observation.
Only to know how it feels,
As you spill the beans.
Doing all this,I feel,
Your are not brave,
But surely a coward,
And hence I forward.
To be away from this devil,
Come and fight this social evill!!!

Poem 5

I compose for few,
But this one's for you.
As a BADMINTON player,
You were the best,
I dont know anything about the rest.
Your black yonex jersey,
Made you look super-sexy.
Your mature face,
Was difficult to trace.
Your cute innocent smile,
Could make anyone run a mile.
In the court,
You threw the shuttle with rigour,
Only to know it was returned without any vigour.
The small kids were atleast countable,
But your patience was surmountable.
From controlling the naughty kids,
To the wagging tongue of girls,
You executed it all very well.
Without missing any day,
You continued serving us till today.
We learnt a lot from you this time,
And wish to continue next time.
New things were learnt,
And mistakes were burnt.
Your B-Activity was fanatic,
And style fantastic.
I forgot to include,
Sir, just let me know your name,
So that your identity wont be lame.
And now I would like to conclude,
I think no factor was deprived,
And may be you enjoyed.
I just know you professionally,
And this was composed eventually.
Thanks for continuing,
I hope it was worth reading!!!