He can beat threesome ,
Tall , fair and handsome ,
Has a versatile personality ,
And one best quality . (*HONESTY*)
Shy in nature ,
A huge creature .
Youngest of all ,
Will give others a fall .
When smile flashes across his face ,
It adds *CUBE* grace.
He has two sweet dimples ,
Which makes gurlz IRRESISTABLE.
His facebook messages are a souvenir ,
And he turns out to be a *SOFTWARE* engineer .
In the past few days ,
He has turned out to be my fixed asset ,
Treasurable and hence in itself a subset .
He is now a chapter ,
And hence ,
Be proud for you capture .
He is the *UNDISPUTED* winner ,
And has even beaten the best spinner .
Gurlz cant resist ,
But with no option they have to persist.
This is something you can flaunt ,
And surely no guys are going to haunt .
Dont show him atti ,
For he'll give u a fuck all atti ,
And a bonus - *A MIDDLE FINGER*
He's hunting for a sweet doll ,
So , all the eligible candidates can call .
Dont lose the oppurtunity of exploring this *DYNAMO* ,
So , get addicted and taste this *OREGANO*.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Friday, September 10, 2010
GANPATI BAPPA MORYA
Millionz are celebrating,
The cum back of “BAPPA”.
So, retire for the day,
And visit Mumbai ka har chapa-chapa.
We stand “UNITED”.
Hand-in-hand,
Because there exists only one society (India),
Where you’ll find endless variety.
If your seva is selfless,
You’ll be rewarded,
And your dream will be forwarded.
This season is considered,
To be the most auspicious one,
So, come and serve before you lose one.
Mantra, shlokas, aarti,
Prasad, nashik dhol,
Will be creating magic,
For a period of next eleven dayz.
I will pray that lord Ganesha,
Showerzz his blessings on all of us.
Concluding now and wishing everyone,
“A HAPPY AND FUN-FILLED GANESH CHATURTHI”.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
POLITICIANZzzz...........
POLITICIANZ
=
POLI = virtual promises of new policies to be framed in the future for social welfare + begging for votes at the start off electionz
+
TI = limited time span
+
CIANZ = creation of a fat bank balance by the end of the term
We completed the 63rd year of independence, and still we hear India to be a developing economy. We hear politicianz promising us necessity goodz at marginal cost, education free, poverty free, full-employment etc.etc... Are this promisez ever fulfilled???? Inflation had reached its peak and was 6.11%in 2007. Millionz of people are still unemployed. Moreover, population explosion has added to it. Poverty has now become a feature of Indian economy. Should we blame it on the system????????It seemz lyk the public has become a victim of their false and tall promises from decades that no TRUE LEADER wantz to take the initiative and bring "REVOLUTION".
Also what I have seen is the countryz interest is growing in the field of corruption. And why not?????As it said "It flowz from the top" when our politicianz do that then should the common man be an exception?????
Gandhiz, nehruz, patel,bose sacrificied their entire lives only to win INDEPENDENCE for the country.To see India flourishing and be at the top in sum yearzz.Where are the new age leaderz ?????I think everyonez in deep slumber waiting for the right time to come.
But my question is "WHEN"????
Nowadayz, politicianz are big commercial houses who fool the public and make big buckz You need to be specialisedto be a professional and itz all professional approach if u see. Moreover, I feel they do a lot of publicity stunt these are all gimmicksz u need to learn when you are into being a professional gaining sympathy , hurling abuses , merging with other parties , going against the oppositionz etc..etc...Similarly , here at the beginning of their rule term they come begging down their handz and kneez for votes and promise new policies that will be framed in the future for social welfare all tall and fake. They have a limited time span and they need to work hard on making a fat bank balance worth crorez getting those chunk from developerz, contractorz, industrialistz for establishment of new project etc.etc....and after they have electionz you will directly see them starting fresh after 5yearz....or so ya but there are sum exceptionz here because sum do really work hard for the welfare of the people...Criminalz are locked up in prisonz for they commit crime ???Then why are politicianz free to roam???think about it???
Where luxuries become necessities for them(politicianz) then also provide it to all the prisonerzz why only Qasab????what wrong have the other prisoners done committed a small crime???Crorez are being spent on Qasab??? my question is why????only because he brought disaster to our brotherz and sisterz???
If the same finance was used for growth and development of the nation we would have been far more better......... dont u think???
Nepotism ,bribing ,murderz, rapes ,corruption ,crimesz etc will go on till we take an initiative to abolish them.
I think solutionz for these problemz are lying with us. If we being Youngsterz taken an effort to change the CURRENT SCENARIO then therez surely a long way to go "JOURNEY OF THOUSAND MILES BEGINZ WITH A SINGLE STEP". Indianzz are recognized all over the world for they are hardworking and intelligent . If we use the same brainzz in shaping our economy downline after sum years surely it will bear sum fruit. So, as an individual give your best and fulfill your dutiez which will directly contribute in social development. So, come one and all letz save "our world" from fall.
=
POLI = virtual promises of new policies to be framed in the future for social welfare + begging for votes at the start off electionz
+
TI = limited time span
+
CIANZ = creation of a fat bank balance by the end of the term
We completed the 63rd year of independence, and still we hear India to be a developing economy. We hear politicianz promising us necessity goodz at marginal cost, education free, poverty free, full-employment etc.etc... Are this promisez ever fulfilled???? Inflation had reached its peak and was 6.11%in 2007. Millionz of people are still unemployed. Moreover, population explosion has added to it. Poverty has now become a feature of Indian economy. Should we blame it on the system????????It seemz lyk the public has become a victim of their false and tall promises from decades that no TRUE LEADER wantz to take the initiative and bring "REVOLUTION".
Also what I have seen is the countryz interest is growing in the field of corruption. And why not?????As it said "It flowz from the top" when our politicianz do that then should the common man be an exception?????
Gandhiz, nehruz, patel,bose sacrificied their entire lives only to win INDEPENDENCE for the country.To see India flourishing and be at the top in sum yearzz.Where are the new age leaderz ?????I think everyonez in deep slumber waiting for the right time to come.
But my question is "WHEN"????
Nowadayz, politicianz are big commercial houses who fool the public and make big buckz You need to be specialisedto be a professional and itz all professional approach if u see. Moreover, I feel they do a lot of publicity stunt these are all gimmicksz u need to learn when you are into being a professional gaining sympathy , hurling abuses , merging with other parties , going against the oppositionz etc..etc...Similarly , here at the beginning of their rule term they come begging down their handz and kneez for votes and promise new policies that will be framed in the future for social welfare all tall and fake. They have a limited time span and they need to work hard on making a fat bank balance worth crorez getting those chunk from developerz, contractorz, industrialistz for establishment of new project etc.etc....and after they have electionz you will directly see them starting fresh after 5yearz....or so ya but there are sum exceptionz here because sum do really work hard for the welfare of the people...Criminalz are locked up in prisonz for they commit crime ???Then why are politicianz free to roam???think about it???
Where luxuries become necessities for them(politicianz) then also provide it to all the prisonerzz why only Qasab????what wrong have the other prisoners done committed a small crime???Crorez are being spent on Qasab??? my question is why????only because he brought disaster to our brotherz and sisterz???
If the same finance was used for growth and development of the nation we would have been far more better......... dont u think???
Nepotism ,bribing ,murderz, rapes ,corruption ,crimesz etc will go on till we take an initiative to abolish them.
I think solutionz for these problemz are lying with us. If we being Youngsterz taken an effort to change the CURRENT SCENARIO then therez surely a long way to go "JOURNEY OF THOUSAND MILES BEGINZ WITH A SINGLE STEP". Indianzz are recognized all over the world for they are hardworking and intelligent . If we use the same brainzz in shaping our economy downline after sum years surely it will bear sum fruit. So, as an individual give your best and fulfill your dutiez which will directly contribute in social development. So, come one and all letz save "our world" from fall.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Poem 10
Unknowingly,
On Face Book,
I landed up in Paizz profile,
His profile pic made him look too fragile.
Thinking we both have so many mutual friendzz,
Being ignorant I sent him a request.
Initially I thought,
Hez a 12year old kid,
Only to have a "HAPPY LATE REALIZATION",
That hez a 18year old matured kid.
I need to get sum inspiration,
From his size zero figure,
Or else,
I will retain my same old figure.
You wont ever frown,
Because hez a "BIG CLOWN".
That day,
When I was frustrated,
He perfectly operated.
He made me roll on the floor,
And also took me off-shore.
I felt for a moment ,
that I had explored "D P 2".
We had our break-up many a times,
And also patched up equal times.
From then on,
He holdz sum respect in my eyezz,
And he keepz up with it during tough timez.
We had a secret meeting at wadala,
Where we exchanged glances,
And also missed the "FEW CHANCEZ".
No matter whatever it be,
We still remain to be friendly.
I adore him,
Because he lackz "EGO",
And his mutual understanding,
Makes him "A SUPERHERO".
The best of all is,
Inspite of CAT FIGHTZ,
He never holdzz any personal grudgezz,
And sayzz,
"SUNO JIYO,
KHUSH RAHO,
KYA PATA KAL HO NA HO"............................
On Face Book,
I landed up in Paizz profile,
His profile pic made him look too fragile.
Thinking we both have so many mutual friendzz,
Being ignorant I sent him a request.
Initially I thought,
Hez a 12year old kid,
Only to have a "HAPPY LATE REALIZATION",
That hez a 18year old matured kid.
I need to get sum inspiration,
From his size zero figure,
Or else,
I will retain my same old figure.
You wont ever frown,
Because hez a "BIG CLOWN".
That day,
When I was frustrated,
He perfectly operated.
He made me roll on the floor,
And also took me off-shore.
I felt for a moment ,
that I had explored "D P 2".
We had our break-up many a times,
And also patched up equal times.
From then on,
He holdz sum respect in my eyezz,
And he keepz up with it during tough timez.
We had a secret meeting at wadala,
Where we exchanged glances,
And also missed the "FEW CHANCEZ".
No matter whatever it be,
We still remain to be friendly.
I adore him,
Because he lackz "EGO",
And his mutual understanding,
Makes him "A SUPERHERO".
The best of all is,
Inspite of CAT FIGHTZ,
He never holdzz any personal grudgezz,
And sayzz,
"SUNO JIYO,
KHUSH RAHO,
KYA PATA KAL HO NA HO"............................
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Heavenly Future.............
From the time I was a 12 year old I was fascinated by this game of "BADMINTON" not so popular in our country but still which is played by kids at "GALLI LEVEL". So,I named it as my first love.My first crush was "CHETAN ANAND" former badminton player who has represented INDIA and also has won laurels for our nation in this sport. Hezzz a badminton champion and highest ranked player from India in the world of badminton. Sounds "STRANGE" but true(my love after all). When I used to see him play in the court I used to get that heavenly feeling.
When he plays matches I am completely glued to my seat not an inch here neither there totally engrossed.........
I wont leave any of his matches for the world....
Aaa.a.a.a..a..a.h..h.h.hh.h......
And especially when he used to win matches at BEIJING OLYMPICZ bagging gold , silver , bronze either of them I used to jump out of excitement as in I had won the match.
Yipee.......
Hahahahahahaha...
lol
Yes.. Yes ... but you get that feeling when someone whom you really adore has won the match..
Dont you??????????
In short I was a big fan of CHETAN ANAND.
My interest was growing in this sport & having somebody like CHETAN(as GURU) in this sport made it more interesting. I used to watch matches , read bookzz , and out of curiosity I used to go in clubzz and see how is this sport actually played???. Looking at my zeal & enthusiasm my parents were enthralled and hence they enrolled my name at ALL INDIA BALKAN JI BARI , SANTACRUZ. Gradually I was getting introduced to my sport and my sir "DEHARE KIRAN". My sir made me work really very hard. At times I used to get bugged up because after school I had to immediately go to coaching classess and after that was MY PASSION. It waas tiring, hectic and deadly. But my love for the sport kept it alive. Meanwhile, I started participating in tournaments. Won many of them also lost few when there were real "GOOD PLAYERS". Played at local level , district level , state level , represented at national level but failed to qualify. After that it became a bit tougher as there were players all over INDIA. Still I continued my practice to be "THE BEST". And I alwayzzz dreamt of playing with CHETAN ANAND atleast once in my lifetime. I wont even mind losing the match because my love is in the same court....
hehe!!!!!!!
Meanwhile,
Headlines had hit the newspaperzz(17/07/2005) which said "BADMINTON CHAMP CHETAN ANAND TIES KNOT WITH JWALLA GUTTA".
Ohhh.h.h.h.h.h.h.h.h..........
Nahi......
I was pretty upset with that news rather disappointed..........
He was born to be mine.....
Hahahahahahahahhaha.......
lol
That was kiddish I know.....
I still remain to be a "bachu" for him
Hehe....
Jwalla & chetan being into the same profession , she fell in love with him(I had read this in an article) & hence they decided to go ahead with "MARRIAGE".
Downline after sum yearzz there were rumourzz of Azharuddin (former cricket player) having extra-marital affair with Jwalla Gutta.
Oh!!!!!
I knew that ......... she was not the right gurl for CHETAN ..... He deserved somebody like me....Watsay???????
Hahahahahahaha.....
Lol
Thatzz funny I know....
But Chetanzz choice cannot be wrong as well....
I know these stupid, insane, maniac media people cook all ape shit and present it in the form of newszz.... these are just marketing gimmickzz..........
A*******zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I know.....
Chetan dunt worry letzzz go and screw these reporterszzz for their fake & virtual newzz what they have published in the newspaperzzz and believe me shezz the best gurl ever whom you can get in yuor life......
You both are made for each other so just dont get bogged down with these rumourzz ........
Keep rocking with Jwalla!!!!!!!!!
Dayzzzzz passed .... Monthzz passed..... & slowly yearsszz passed.
Today I am 23 and playing at national level and I was cordially invited to play match with CHETAN ANAND for selection of gurllzzz at INTERNATIONAL LEVEL..........
Yesterday, it was indeed a proud feelingto play with CHETAN ANAND(love of my life)
Aaa.a...a.aa.a.....h.h.h.hh..h.h...a.a.aaaaa...........
The thought itself leaves a smile on my face...
I lost against CHETAN by 18-21.... but he patted me as I was the only gurl to take his 5 extra pointzz in comparison to other gurlzzz.....
Yea, and my hardwork paid off today....
And my name enterszz in BEIJING 2016 OLYMPIC GAMESZzzzz.......
My heartfelt THANXZzzz to DEHARE KIRAN my former coach ....
& today I deserve to be on cloud 9.........
for what I simply dreamt off once upon a time
happened in "REAL"....
Only one message to my readerzz ,"DREAMZZ MAKE YOU FLY, HIGH"....
So, alwayzzz dream & work hard to fly because "SKY IS THE LIMIT"...........
When he plays matches I am completely glued to my seat not an inch here neither there totally engrossed.........
I wont leave any of his matches for the world....
Aaa.a.a.a..a..a.h..h.h.hh.h......
And especially when he used to win matches at BEIJING OLYMPICZ bagging gold , silver , bronze either of them I used to jump out of excitement as in I had won the match.
Yipee.......
Hahahahahahaha...
lol
Yes.. Yes ... but you get that feeling when someone whom you really adore has won the match..
Dont you??????????
In short I was a big fan of CHETAN ANAND.
My interest was growing in this sport & having somebody like CHETAN(as GURU) in this sport made it more interesting. I used to watch matches , read bookzz , and out of curiosity I used to go in clubzz and see how is this sport actually played???. Looking at my zeal & enthusiasm my parents were enthralled and hence they enrolled my name at ALL INDIA BALKAN JI BARI , SANTACRUZ. Gradually I was getting introduced to my sport and my sir "DEHARE KIRAN". My sir made me work really very hard. At times I used to get bugged up because after school I had to immediately go to coaching classess and after that was MY PASSION. It waas tiring, hectic and deadly. But my love for the sport kept it alive. Meanwhile, I started participating in tournaments. Won many of them also lost few when there were real "GOOD PLAYERS". Played at local level , district level , state level , represented at national level but failed to qualify. After that it became a bit tougher as there were players all over INDIA. Still I continued my practice to be "THE BEST". And I alwayzzz dreamt of playing with CHETAN ANAND atleast once in my lifetime. I wont even mind losing the match because my love is in the same court....
hehe!!!!!!!
Meanwhile,
Headlines had hit the newspaperzz(17/07/2005) which said "BADMINTON CHAMP CHETAN ANAND TIES KNOT WITH JWALLA GUTTA".
Ohhh.h.h.h.h.h.h.h.h..........
Nahi......
I was pretty upset with that news rather disappointed..........
He was born to be mine.....
Hahahahahahahahhaha.......
lol
That was kiddish I know.....
I still remain to be a "bachu" for him
Hehe....
Jwalla & chetan being into the same profession , she fell in love with him(I had read this in an article) & hence they decided to go ahead with "MARRIAGE".
Downline after sum yearzz there were rumourzz of Azharuddin (former cricket player) having extra-marital affair with Jwalla Gutta.
Oh!!!!!
I knew that ......... she was not the right gurl for CHETAN ..... He deserved somebody like me....Watsay???????
Hahahahahahaha.....
Lol
Thatzz funny I know....
But Chetanzz choice cannot be wrong as well....
I know these stupid, insane, maniac media people cook all ape shit and present it in the form of newszz.... these are just marketing gimmickzz..........
A*******zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I know.....
Chetan dunt worry letzzz go and screw these reporterszzz for their fake & virtual newzz what they have published in the newspaperzzz and believe me shezz the best gurl ever whom you can get in yuor life......
You both are made for each other so just dont get bogged down with these rumourzz ........
Keep rocking with Jwalla!!!!!!!!!
Dayzzzzz passed .... Monthzz passed..... & slowly yearsszz passed.
Today I am 23 and playing at national level and I was cordially invited to play match with CHETAN ANAND for selection of gurllzzz at INTERNATIONAL LEVEL..........
Yesterday, it was indeed a proud feelingto play with CHETAN ANAND(love of my life)
Aaa.a...a.aa.a.....h.h.h.hh..h.h...a.a.aaaaa...........
The thought itself leaves a smile on my face...
I lost against CHETAN by 18-21.... but he patted me as I was the only gurl to take his 5 extra pointzz in comparison to other gurlzzz.....
Yea, and my hardwork paid off today....
And my name enterszz in BEIJING 2016 OLYMPIC GAMESZzzzz.......
My heartfelt THANXZzzz to DEHARE KIRAN my former coach ....
& today I deserve to be on cloud 9.........
for what I simply dreamt off once upon a time
happened in "REAL"....
Only one message to my readerzz ,"DREAMZZ MAKE YOU FLY, HIGH"....
So, alwayzzz dream & work hard to fly because "SKY IS THE LIMIT"...........
Monday, August 2, 2010
Truly A Memorable One!!!
Rainzz had badly hit cities & mumbai was one of them experiencing
;";";";";" TORRENTIAL RAINzzzz ';"';";";";";
I had actually planned to go & stay at my grandparents place long time hadnt visited my lovely village(VASAI GAON) & my cool , adorable grandparentzzz.........
"One Vasai Return", I said & placed a Ten Rupee note & a Five rupee coin in front of the TICKET COUNTER waiting for the ticket & one rupee coin 2 be back in my clutch. Look at the indicator Apurva said " Its a VIRAR slow".........I said,"Oh C'mon, dont kid gurl!!! How is a VIRAR train supposed to halt at PARLE ????????I think It would be a fast temporarily going through the slow route............Me looking at the indicator to confirm ,"GOSH, its a VIRAR slow.........start running we gotta catch tiz.....The lady announcing "The train arriving on platform no.1 is a slow local for virar leaving at 1hr & 5mins tis local will halt at all stationzzz". Struggling 2 climb the bridge amongst such a huge bunch of crowd huueeuuu....heuuuuuu....Gasping for breathe...... continuing to climb with sum hopezzz that we'l still stand a chance....................
Apurva "RUN ya if we miss tis then again getting down at andheri and boarding in2 a virar fast will be 2 boring , time consuming & awfull as well......as already the trainzz are running late as per their schedule...........
& to add to it there comes a train on platform no.2 heading towardzz CHURCHGATE jam packed
people hanging out like water overflowing through DAM.........
"Excuse me"...uncle
Ouuchhh.....
"Stamping on ladies shoes" Oooopzzz thousand apologies Maam.....
ssss aaaaa
Get side plzzz
Uhhhh.h......
Oh apurva u'll bang dat old man be careful.........
applying brakes 2 save herself 4m banging that old man......
Both were running as if we had robbed lacs of gold jewelllery & the police with its jeep at the back viciously searching us......
Lyk every bridge it had two endzz
one on the left and other on the right both wich will land u on platform no.1
Both gurlzz go in d opposite direction
Shweta itzzzzz a 12 coach train get down from this side
Ohhhh........
& in a hurry turning around
Bhoooommmm................
Having those expressionzz of guillt on my face.....
Actually I had bumped into a HANDSOME guy
was 6 approximately fair had those dark brown eyes
His lovely curlzzzz made me remember of those maggie noodles...........
Aaah.h.h.h................. I still remember them cudnt get my eyezz of his cute lovely but matured face & dose frameless speckzz further added to it
There was no need of FUEL bcoz der was this fire sufficient enuf 4 anygurl to go Craaazzyyyyyyyy
& as it goes my eyes met his
Szzzzzzzzzz............
It was my first time and u know...........
& 4 the next ten secondzzz I had 4gotten the world..........
I was so much into him that I was about to fall of those stepzz
He realized it & held my hand tight so that I wont slip & I 2 had 2 hold othrwise I had it (plaster all over my body)
No...........& the moment he held my hand
Omg............
& at that moment my heart beating endlessly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............felt lyk I got a 1000 volt electric shock
& while all ltis was happening my friend was doing d cornerzz searching where m I ???
bcoz d train had already arrived & i was stiIll on the bridge
Aaahhh............u get that heavenly feeling u bump into a handsome guy & he holdz you.......
Soundzz interesting na????
suddenly my frnd shouting & I become conscious
wtf ................ realizing & cuming into the present......
ya i m cuming ................
Just a word which was exchanged "THANxzzzz" & a smile............
& being lucky 2 get one sweet backkk........
and lyk neva be4 remebered my school dayzz when I used 2 be an ATHELETE............
Running those long distance race............
Ya it helped me today.....
The crowd on the bridge had also vanished by then so it became easier 4me 2 run ..........
The train was already in motion yet slow
& then what are frndzz for ??????
She gave me her hand & pulled me in
Throwing questionzzz lyk bulletzzz......, "U made me run so fast where were u urself ????what were u doing so long???.....huh......etc etc"
Now who will explain this gurl ???
His face stil flashing in my mind........& I giving a deaf ear to her....Still cherishing that moment................
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