Saturday, May 1, 2010

Poem 7

She enters the new dynasty of accounting,
And keeps continuing with her auditing.
Only to find accountial imbalance,
Which she tries best to balance.
Maintaining all personal accounts,
She forgets to maintain her own account.
Only to know the debts are endless,
About which she is totally clueless.
Then there's a "JOINT VENTURE" contract,
Wherein a new heritable partner is admitted,
And every year the final accounts are submitted.
Downline after 21years,
There's "VALUATION OF GOODWLL".
Where she is not at all appreciated,
But only depreciated.
Ledgering rules apply,
Same account,
Same side,
Opposite name,
And as always the other account is credited.
Mrs.CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT is then retired,
Where she is no more required.
After retirement,on 256th day,
The new heritable partner signs a "PROMISSORY NOTE".
Rejected by all,
Accepted by few,
Mrs.ACCOUNTANT looks for "RECTIFICATION OF ERRORS",
Though she is the ultimate bearer.
For no fault of her's,
She's always held irresponsible,
Though she's the most responsible.
Meanwhile,the two accounts,
Open a new account,
And gradually after 2 years they get separated,
So as never to be operated.
Recollecting all this,
Mrs.ACCOUNTANT has fears,
And along with it loads of tears,
Now nothing is left except nostalgia memories,
And just can be briefed in short summaries.
Then there's a disaster,
Loss suffered by the co-venturer is not bearable,
And hence he is irrecoverable.
Suffering a massive attack he passess away,
With a promise never to return again.
Then there's much more for the "CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT".
As Mrs.ACCOUTANT approaches the two personal account for help,
One of them says,"I dont want any liability here!"
The other said,"I'll convince her!"
They shoo her away,
As now, there's a beggar their way.
Lying in the Municipal Hospital in the comma ward,
There's no one around,
Except the doctor and the nurse to surround,
There's this diary in her shelf,
where she has laid herself.
Note:"THE WORLD WORKS AS PER THE SINGLE ENTRY SYSTEM,
AND NOT THE DOUBLE ENTRY SYSTEM,
SO DONT COMMIT THE SAME MISTAKE WAT I DID".
Tears are rolling down my cheeks,
I dont know how to end this....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

  1. This is one is dedicated to all the ladies turned wifes turned mothers who have served selflessly throughout their lives .....................
    And to mention this was the most appreciated one of all what i have composed,
    I hope every one sitting & reading this, will like it................

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  2. Life is not the double entry system? Why? For every debit there has to be a credit
    for every birth there has to be a death
    For every sin there has t obe a punishment. For every good deed there has tobe a reward. It is double entry all the way.
    But your poem has very deep meaning Shweta. It has an underlying philosophy which frankly speaking, I could not understand fully.
    Good write from a budding poetess.

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  3. THANXzzzzz 1ce again....
    but then here I m talking about a MOTHERzzz & a childzz relation
    nowadayzzz RELATIONSHIPZzzzzz dont work like dat
    as in MOTHER does every little sacrifice choosing loneliness over comforts so that her child shud not suffer
    & downline after sum years wat does she get..........
    NOTHING
    Ya, definitely I dunt say it happenzz in every house but ya it happenz in most of the cases
    & even if kidz keep them along wid themselves @ deir home dey do so only 4 financial gain(inheriting d property & stuff)
    otherwise
    dey r ill- treated..........
    1 good example: BAGBHAN movie

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